Fauxmage
Fauxmage
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Disclaimer
Disclaimer
Not for human consumption.
No animals were hurt in the making of this product.
Watch your Teeth! The Fake Food Workshop is not responsible for any dental work needed as a result of attempted consumption.
All produce made at the Fake Food Workshop are replicas, inedible, fake food items for display and not intended to be put in your mouth.
Fake Food Workshop products are not toys and are not suitable for children or intended for child play. Careless handling of products may result in detachable or breakable small parts that could cause choking hazards to young children.
Warning: CHOKING HAZARD: Small parts. Not for children.
This artisan faux cheese collection brings the authenticity of a traditional cheese board to life with five individually crafted pieces. From the creamy, soft-textured look of brie to the robust charm of aged gouda, each piece captures the essence of classic cheeses, complete with unique textures and realistic details. A well-curated cheese board—minus the aroma!
Specifications:
- Approximate Height: 2-4 cm (varies per piece)
- Approximate Width: 6-12 cm (varies per piece)
- Approximate Length: 10-15 cm (varies per piece)
- Approximate Weight: 1340 grams (total weight of all 5 pieces)
- Material: Jesmonite
- Solid piece: Yes
- All weights and measurements are approximate as every product is handmade in the Fake Food Workshop, meaning each one is unique and can differ from the images seen here.
- No props, crockery or cutlery are included in this sale.
This listing includes:
- 5 x Fake Cheeses (varied types and shapes)
Fun Fact:
Every spring in Gloucestershire, England, brave participants chase an 8-pound wheel of Double Gloucester cheese down the steep Cooper’s Hill—a tradition that’s been rolling on for centuries!
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Commissions & custom orders
At the Fake Food Workshop, we relish custom orders, embracing challenges like recreating historical menus. We welcome inquiries that invite us to bring history to life through our precise and detailed culinary replication.
This unique fusion of craftsmanship and historical storytelling defines our passion for meticulously recreating the flavours and traditions of the past.