Join Our Team

We have three exciting opportunities to join our small, creative team in Kirkcudbright. Whether you're a skilled painter, a hands-on sculptor, or an organized sales professional, there’s a role for you at the Fake Food Workshop. Explore the positions below and become part of our heritage-inspired, innovative business!

Job Description: Fake Food Sculptor

Position: Assistant to Lead Sculptor
Type: Part-time / Flexible Hours
Location: Kirkcudbright

Job Overview

The Fake Food Workshop is seeking a self-employed Fake Food Sculptor to support the production of heritage-inspired fake food replicas. This is a hands-on, physical role that involves casting, assembling, and finishing products using materials such as Jesmonite. The ideal candidate is detail-oriented, proactive, and eager to contribute to our creative process while maintaining a clean and organized workspace.

Responsibilities

  • Casting and Molding:

    • Assist in preparing molds and casting blanks, primarily with Jesmonite.

    • Ensure consistent quality and adherence to design specifications.

  • Assembly:

    • Assemble components of the fake food replicas, ensuring precision and attention to detail.

  • Finishing and Maintenance:

    • Sand, trim, and clean cast pieces to prepare them for painting.

    • Keep tools, equipment, and the workspace clean and well-maintained.

  • Support Production Efficiency:

    • Work closely with the Lead Sculptor to streamline production processes and meet deadlines.

  • Clean and Tidy Workspace:

    • Maintain a neat and organized workshop to ensure a safe and efficient working environment.

Expectations

  • Deliver high-quality work in line with design standards.

  • Be punctual, reliable, and able to manage tasks independently.

  • Communicate effectively with the Lead Sculptor and team members.

  • Adhere to health and safety guidelines during all tasks.

Pay Structure

  • Hourly Rate: £15/hour

  • Estimated Hours: 10 hours per week to start (flexible schedule, subject to workload).

  • Payment will be processed monthly upon receipt of an invoice.

Skills and Qualifications

  • Experience in casting, sculpting, or related hands-on craftwork preferred (training provided).

  • Strong attention to detail and manual dexterity.

  • Ability to work efficiently under minimal supervision.

  • Physically capable of handling tools and materials in a workshop environment.

Important Notes

  • The workshop is unheated, so appropriate clothing is recommended during colder months.

  • This is a self-employed role; the successful candidate is responsible for managing their own taxes and insurance.

How to Apply
Send your CV and a brief introduction to Kerry at his email: info@fakefoodworkshop.com, highlighting your relevant experience and availability by Friday 24th of January. Thank you 😋

Job Description: Fake Food Painter

Position: Fake Food Painter
Type: Flexible / Part-time
Location: Kirkcudbright

Job Overview

The Fake Food Workshop is seeking local, detail-oriented individuals to join our team as Fake Food Painters. This part-time, flexible role involves painting and finishing cast blanks to create high-quality, realistic fake food replicas. To begin, we will be offering approximately 20 hours per month, with the potential to increase hours based on workload and performance.

What You’ll Do

  • Paint and Finish Cast Blanks: Apply precise painting techniques to transform cast blanks into lifelike replicas.

  • Add Realistic Details: Focus on textures, colors, and finishing touches to meet quality and design standards.

  • Work Independently: Complete tasks from your home or studio, managing your time effectively.

What We’re Looking For

  • Proven experience working with acrylic paints is essential.

  • A good eye for color, texture, and fine detail.

  • Someone with creative skills who can work independently and meet deadlines.

What We Offer

  • All necessary equipment and materials provided.

  • Comprehensive training to ensure quality and consistency in our specific techniques.

  • A trial period to assess suitability for the role.

Pay Structure

  • Payment per Completed Piece: Based on the time and complexity of the work, equivalent to approximately £15/hour.

  • Monthly payments for completed work.

Why Join Us?

  • Flexible working hours to fit your schedule.

  • Opportunity to contribute to a growing, heritage-focused business.

  • A supportive and professional environment.

How to Apply
Send a brief introduction and details of your experience working with acrylic paints to Kerry at this email: info@fakefoodworkshop.com. Examples of previous work are welcome and encouraged, by Friday 24th of January. Thank you 😋

Job Description: Fake Food Sales

Position: Fake Food Sales
Type: Part-time / Flexible Hours (Self-Employed)
Location: Kirkcudbright

Job Overview

The Fake Food Workshop is seeking a self-employed Fake Food Sales team member to manage online sales, logistics, customer interactions, and support our point-of-sale operations at the Fake Food Store. To start, we are offering approximately 10 hours per week, with flexibility to adjust as needed. While this role is currently offered on a self-employed basis, there may be an opportunity to transition into a more permanent position in the future.

What You’ll Do

  • Order Management: Process sales orders from Shopify, Etsy, and other online marketplaces.

  • Logistics and Shipping: Prepare parcels, create labels, and organize dispatch for UK and international deliveries.

  • Customer Relations: Respond to customer inquiries and resolve issues promptly and professionally.

  • Stock Control: Track inventory levels and coordinate with the production team to ensure stock availability.

  • Point-of-Sale Support: Serve customers at our Fake Food Store, providing an excellent in-person shopping experience.

Desirable Skills

  • Experience with building and maintaining Shopify.

  • Knowledge of social media management to help grow our online presence.

What We’re Looking For

  • Experience with Shopify and Etsy platforms is essential.

  • Knowledge of UK and international logistics and shipping processes.

  • Strong organizational skills and attention to detail.

  • Excellent written and verbal communication skills.

  • Friendly and professional attitude when serving customers in person.

  • Ability to work independently and manage time effectively.

What We Offer

  • Flexible working hours to fit your schedule.

  • A collaborative and creative work environment.

  • Training on internal systems, processes, and customer service.

  • Potential to transition into a permanent position as the business grows.

Pay Structure

  • Hourly Rate: £15/hour

  • Payment will be processed monthly upon receipt of an invoice.

Why Join Us?

  • Be part of a unique, heritage-inspired business with both online and physical retail operations.

  • Enjoy flexible hours and the opportunity to work independently.

  • Contribute to the operational success and growth of a dynamic, creative team.

How to Apply
If you’re interested, email us at info@fakefoodworkshop.com with a brief introduction and details of your relevant experience in e-commerce, logistics, customer service, or retail.

Send your email by Friday, 24th of January, Thank you 😋