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We have been overwhelmed with amazing applications. Thank you!

In light of this overwhelming response, we’ve decided to move the closing date for applications to Sunday, January 19th. I’m so excited to start building a fantastic team and I can’t thank you enough for your enthusiasm and support.

We will be in touch with applicants soon. Thank you for your patience.

Job Description: Fake Food Sculptor

Position: Assistant to Lead Sculptor
Type: Part-time / Flexible Hours
Location: Kirkcudbright

Job Overview

The Fake Food Workshop is seeking a self-employed Fake Food Sculptor to support the production of heritage-inspired fake food replicas. This is a hands-on, physical role that involves casting, assembling, and finishing products using materials such as Jesmonite. The ideal candidate is detail-oriented, proactive, and eager to contribute to our creative process while maintaining a clean and organized workspace.

Responsibilities

  • Casting and Molding:

    • Assist in preparing molds and casting blanks, primarily with Jesmonite.

    • Ensure consistent quality and adherence to design specifications.

  • Assembly:

    • Assemble components of the fake food replicas, ensuring precision and attention to detail.

  • Finishing and Maintenance:

    • Sand, trim, and clean cast pieces to prepare them for painting.

    • Keep tools, equipment, and the workspace clean and well-maintained.

  • Support Production Efficiency:

    • Work closely with the Lead Sculptor to streamline production processes and meet deadlines.

  • Clean and Tidy Workspace:

    • Maintain a neat and organized workshop to ensure a safe and efficient working environment.

Expectations

  • Deliver high-quality work in line with design standards.

  • Be punctual, reliable, and able to manage tasks independently.

  • Communicate effectively with the Lead Sculptor and team members.

  • Adhere to health and safety guidelines during all tasks.

Pay Structure

  • Hourly Rate: £15/hour

  • Estimated Hours: 10 hours per week to start (flexible schedule, subject to workload).

  • Payment will be processed monthly upon receipt of an invoice.

Skills and Qualifications

  • Experience in casting, sculpting, or related hands-on craftwork preferred (training provided).

  • Strong attention to detail and manual dexterity.

  • Ability to work efficiently under minimal supervision.

  • Physically capable of handling tools and materials in a workshop environment.

Important Notes

  • The workshop is unheated, so appropriate clothing is recommended during colder months.

  • This is a self-employed role; the successful candidate is responsible for managing their own taxes and insurance.

How to Apply
In light of this overwhelming response, we’ve decided to move the closing date for applications to Sunday, January 19th. I’m so excited to start building a fantastic team and I can’t thank you enough for your enthusiasm and support. We will be in touch soon. 😋

Job Description: Fake Food Painter

Position: Fake Food Painter
Type: Flexible / Part-time
Location: Kirkcudbright

Job Overview

The Fake Food Workshop is seeking local, detail-oriented individuals to join our team as Fake Food Painters. This part-time, flexible role involves painting and finishing cast blanks to create high-quality, realistic fake food replicas. To begin, we will be offering approximately 20 hours per month, with the potential to increase hours based on workload and performance.

What You’ll Do

  • Paint and Finish Cast Blanks: Apply precise painting techniques to transform cast blanks into lifelike replicas.

  • Add Realistic Details: Focus on textures, colors, and finishing touches to meet quality and design standards.

  • Work Independently: Complete tasks from your home or studio, managing your time effectively.

What We’re Looking For

  • Proven experience working with acrylic paints is essential.

  • A good eye for color, texture, and fine detail.

  • Someone with creative skills who can work independently and meet deadlines.

What We Offer

  • All necessary equipment and materials provided.

  • Comprehensive training to ensure quality and consistency in our specific techniques.

  • A trial period to assess suitability for the role.

Pay Structure

  • Payment per Completed Piece: Based on the time and complexity of the work, equivalent to approximately £15/hour.

  • Monthly payments for completed work.

Why Join Us?

  • Flexible working hours to fit your schedule.

  • Opportunity to contribute to a growing, heritage-focused business.

  • A supportive and professional environment.

How to Apply
In light of this overwhelming response, we’ve decided to move the closing date for applications to Sunday, January 19th. I’m so excited to start building a fantastic team and I can’t thank you enough for your enthusiasm and support. We will be in touch soon. 😋

Job Description: Fake Food Sales

Position: Fake Food Sales
Type: Part-time / Flexible Hours (Self-Employed)
Location: Kirkcudbright

Job Overview

The Fake Food Workshop is seeking a self-employed Fake Food Sales team member to manage online sales, logistics, customer interactions, and support our point-of-sale operations at the Fake Food Store. To start, we are offering approximately 10 hours per week, with flexibility to adjust as needed. While this role is currently offered on a self-employed basis, there may be an opportunity to transition into a more permanent position in the future.

What You’ll Do

  • Order Management: Process sales orders from Shopify, Etsy, and other online marketplaces.

  • Logistics and Shipping: Prepare parcels, create labels, and organize dispatch for UK and international deliveries.

  • Customer Relations: Respond to customer inquiries and resolve issues promptly and professionally.

  • Stock Control: Track inventory levels and coordinate with the production team to ensure stock availability.

  • Point-of-Sale Support: Serve customers at our Fake Food Store, providing an excellent in-person shopping experience.

Desirable Skills

  • Experience with building and maintaining Shopify.

  • Knowledge of social media management to help grow our online presence.

What We’re Looking For

  • Experience with Shopify and Etsy platforms is essential.

  • Knowledge of UK and international logistics and shipping processes.

  • Strong organizational skills and attention to detail.

  • Excellent written and verbal communication skills.

  • Friendly and professional attitude when serving customers in person.

  • Ability to work independently and manage time effectively.

What We Offer

  • Flexible working hours to fit your schedule.

  • A collaborative and creative work environment.

  • Training on internal systems, processes, and customer service.

  • Potential to transition into a permanent position as the business grows.

Pay Structure

  • Hourly Rate: £15/hour

  • Payment will be processed monthly upon receipt of an invoice.

Why Join Us?

  • Be part of a unique, heritage-inspired business with both online and physical retail operations.

  • Enjoy flexible hours and the opportunity to work independently.

  • Contribute to the operational success and growth of a dynamic, creative team.

How to Apply
In light of this overwhelming response, we’ve decided to move the closing date for applications to Sunday, January 19th. I’m so excited to start building a fantastic team and I can’t thank you enough for your enthusiasm and support. We will be in touch soon. 😋